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Stoned Llamas Stats

Formed: 28th June 2005
Split: 13th May 2008
Best Album: 'Phonies Maltster Dawt Bedbugs Charleys Orchises' 5/10 in the NME
Best Single: 'Sedater Nomas Bondable Midspace Inferno' 6/10 in the NME
Records Sold: 135,653 in total (86,326 albums, 49,327 singles).
Reputation: Obscure
OtherStoned Llamas were denied access to perform 'Overlies Felled Drudge' on BBC1's Top of the Pops in case it sparked a riot. It really was that bad

Stoned Llamas Member Profiles

tea_cantata

tea_cantata sounds like a delicate cross between a recently castrated chicken and Johnny Rotten.

st_lemur

All in all st_lemur cannot play guitar for shit. Stoned Llamas have to employ the talents of a session musician to play their lines in the studio.
anejo

anejo seems to be more capable at using their bass as a weapon than a musical instrument.
gerald_duck

A pollaxed Stevie Wonder would do a better job of hitting the right drums than gerald_duck!
belmonte

belmonte is to a keyboard what the Pope is to sexual liberty. A bastardin menace.

Single Releases

# Title Date
38 Galavant Seamount Synched Eposes Sep 2005
27 Sedater Nomas Bondable Midspace Inferno Oct 2005
23 Bellyful Brooks Nov 2005
27 Overlies Felled Drudge May 2007
40 Unmanly Furan Aimfully Beduins Jun 2007
35 Wordless Resuming Hologram Rakeoffs Kersey Bestrewn Aug 2007

Album Releases

# Title Date
28 Valencia Ireful Jun 2005
21 Phonies Maltster Dawt Bedbugs Charleys Orchises Mar 2007

northern ireland's worst

February 2011

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