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By limitedbythesky

Stoned Llamas Stats Formed: 28th June 2005 Split: 13th May 2008 Best Album: 'Phonies Maltster Dawt Bedbugs Charleys Orchises' 5/10 in the NME Best Single: 'Sedater Nomas Bondable Midspace Inferno' 6/10 in the NME Records Sold: 135,653 in total (86,326 albums, 49,327 singles). Reputation: Obscure Other Stoned Llamas were denied access to perform 'Overlies Felled Drudge' on BBC1's Top of the Pops in case it sparked a riot. It really was that bad Stoned Llamas Member Profiles tea_cantata tea_cantata sounds like a delicate cross between a recently castrated chicken and Johnny Rotten. st_lemur All in all st_lemur cannot play guitar for shit. Stoned Llamas have to employ the talents of a session musician to play their lines in the studio. anejo anejo seems to be more capable at using their bass as a weapon than a musical instrument. gerald_duck A pollaxed Stevie Wonder would do a better job of hitting the right drums than gerald_duck! belmonte belmonte is to a keyboard what the Pope is to sexual liberty. A bastardin menace. Single Releases # Title Date 38 Galavant Seamount Synched Eposes Sep 2005 27 Sedater Nomas Bondable Midspace Inferno Oct 2005 23 Bellyful Brooks Nov 2005 27 Overlies Felled Drudge May 2007 40 Unmanly Furan Aimfully Beduins Jun 2007 35 Wordless Resuming Hologram Rakeoffs Kersey Bestrewn Aug 2007 Album Releases # Title Date 28 Valencia Ireful Jun 2005 21 Phonies Maltster Dawt Bedbugs Charleys Orchises Mar 2007 northern ireland's worst